9 year old boy on eating animals in game: "If you're a vegetarian you shouldn't play Minecraft."

Dad: "How do you light TNT?"
9 year old boy: "Flint and steel."

I'm really glad he's actually learning useful information on there.

12 year old girl's birthday party was spent with her 4 best friends playing Minecraft all night. Too tired for a quote today.

9 year old boy advised his dad: "If you want to use a creeper resourcefully, use it to ignite the TNT."

11 year old girl: "Come see my nether portal."

11 year old girl while playing Minecraft online with a group of boys: "Where are my diamonds?"

9 year old boy: "To make a a big explosion you put TNT on the roof and the wall. Then you run!"