9 year old boy on eating animals in game: "If you're a vegetarian you shouldn't play Minecraft."

Dad: "How do you light TNT?"
9 year old boy: "Flint and steel."

I'm really glad he's actually learning useful information on there.

12 year old girl's birthday party was spent with her 4 best friends playing Minecraft all night. Too tired for a quote today.

9 year old boy advised his dad: "If you want to use a creeper resourcefully, use it to ignite the TNT."